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The Bad Habits range

Stubby Squeaker

bottle dog toy
$19.99

Your dog's been working hard all week. Let 'em crack a cold one.

The Stubby Squeaker is a plush bottle with a built-in squeaker, good for a chew, a fetch and a proper shake. Pick your dog's poison: Beer, Red Wine, Sparkling Rosé, Champagne, Vodka, Whiskey or Tequila. Zero alcohol, no hangover, no judgement.

  • Seven drinks to choose from, or collect the whole bar
  • Built-in squeaker for interactive play
  • Soft plush fleece, gentle on teeth and gums
  • Suits small to large dogs

Supervise your dog during play. This is a soft plush toy and isn't built for heavy chewers.

Choose your poison

Order today, estimated delivery in 10–21 days

Ships to NZ & AU
Tracked delivery
Faulty? We'll sort it
Make it a round.

Get all three toys in the Bad Habits Pack for $49.99 and save $12.98.

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Play safe

These are soft plush toys made for play, not for heavy or aggressive chewers. Always supervise your dog, and retire any toy that gets torn.

Shipping & returns

We ship to New Zealand and Australia with tracking on every order. If your toy arrives damaged or faulty, let us know within 30 days and we'll sort a replacement or refund. Read the full details.